February 2011
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I’m depressed. I need a cookie.
– Sophia The Golden Girls
so Skins USA was on... and i decided watching the...
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Ben and Jerry's Halfbaked!
Days 17-22 are posted in the
30 day challenge
watching the bachelor and waiting to die. good...
January 2011
tophet95 started following you
thanks :D
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my dad is looking for noms in the kitchen and...
Dad: Did you finish the ham?
Erik: Yeah.
--long pause--
Dad: dick.
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old navy / gap order shipped today! can't wait to...
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Eyes, full of what it means to be wise.
Majestic wingspan; beauty never tamed....
– Owl Inside Us | smedhead
leave a mark on the world, if only to prove you were truly here.
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this is for the grandmother who walked a thousand miles on broken glass
to find...
– Say Yes | Andrea Gibson
stealingglances:
“Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They’re always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions.”
-J.D. Salinger, Nine Stories
We don’t only have a place in existence. We also have an allotted span.
– Jostein Gaarder, The Orange Girl (via quote-book)
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World's Newest Country in progress: Southern... →
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making some baked ziti like woah.
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High school French clubs can be quite cultural...
ME: can i like, pull an Egypt and dismiss my cabinent and appoint new officers?
Emily: hahah oh god ahha. just dismiss them.
ME: mme will be like "but the vote.." and i'll be like "fuck the vote," slap the papers out of her hand, and just appoint my officers.
Emily: awh that is not democracy.
ME: this is SPARTA. not Athens. fuck your democracy.
Emily: i enjoy democracy. noooo i will not fuck democracy! even though it is horribly failing in egypt right now.
ME: which is precisely why I shall dismiss my cabinet and appoint new officials!
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oscarberumen started following you
thanks for the follow, oscar!
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just walked upstairs with 4 pillows, a bottle of...
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it's probably a good thing I only have like, $4......
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so at like, 1:30 this morning tyler and i decide we’re going to go out and smoke - I, intelligently, lock the door from the stairs to the room we were staying in in case someone tried to come in while we were outside - and we could’ve just been like “oh, we were sleeping.” which was totally a solid plan. so we go outside and do whatever and then we try to come back in,...
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Author of the moment, can you tell me, do I end up, do I end up happy?
– Happily Ever After — He Is We
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it's 3:15am and my brother just texted me asking...
I THOUGHT HE WAS HOME!? WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhe’sdead.
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really, really glad that tyler came over tonight....
well it’s 3am i’ma go to sleep now :D